Monday, December 17, 2018

Adult Product Review: Paloqueth's Rotating Rabbit Vibrator

I have a confession to make. Before Paloqueth asked me to review their Rotating Rabbit Vibrator, I had never used a rabbit vibe. Shocking, I know. Truth be told, I'm a rather lazy and unimaginative masturbator most of the time.

When I'm reading smut or watching porn on my own, I've always found using my finger on my clit the most effective way to get myself off. So much so, that for a long time I resisted trying sex toys. But I was encouraged to try new things and my unrelenting curiosity got the better of me.

I found that a bullet vibe on my clit was exceedingly pleasurable. However, even though using dildos and vibrators felt really good, I wasn't particularly adept at getting myself off with them. So I was both excited and a little intimated to try Paloqueth's Rotating Rabbit Vibrator. I hoped I'd be able to make good use of it. As it turned out, I had absolutely nothing to worry about.

Before I get into the juicy details—and they are deliciously juicy—let me go over the basics about the Rotating Rabbit Vibrator. What struck me first about it, is that it's much more streamlined and less clunky than rabbit vibrators of old. Instead of using batteries, it is rechargeable via a USB port. I charged mine using my computer. The instructions state that it takes two hours to fully charge. Although mine seemed to be ready after an hour, I let it charge for the full two. I didn't test how long the charge would last—you'll read why later—but the instructions claim it lasts about seventy-five minutes.

It's made of medical grade, hypoallergenic silicone that is very smooth and easy to clean. The instructions also state that it's completely waterproof and can be used in the shower or bath. I haven't tried this yet, but I'm eager to do so in the future. I've made a brief demo video of the Rotating Rabbit's functions that you can watch below.

As you can see in the video, the shaft rotates to stimulate the G-spot and the rabbit ears vibrate for clitoral stimulation. It rotates at three different speeds and has seven vibrating options. After testing the functions, I was really intrigued and keen to try it out. However, because of my past experience, I made sure I was warmed up first.

While reading a particularly dirty story of the taboo variety, I played with my clit, edging myself a couple times, but stopped well short of orgasm. I was already pretty aroused before I introduced Paloqueth's Rotating Rabbit Vibrator. In anticipation, I loaded up some porn to watch, because I find it difficult to concentrate on what I'm reading when I'm using a vibe. Oddly, that doesn't seem to be a problem when I'm just playing with my clit.

Although I was very wet, I lubed up the Rotating Rabbit for good measure. My finger slipped a bit as I inserted the vibe and I started the rabbit vibrating prematurely. Well, that was a very happy accident. The immediate sensations it created were irresistible. I slid the vibe all the way in, making sure the rabbit was in full contact with my clit, and just enjoyed that for a bit.

Then I started the shaft rotating and that made everything even better.  I experimented with moving the Rotating Rabbit in and out slightly, thoroughly enjoying the feelings it created. Craving more stimulation, I increased the speed of the vibrating rabbit, then on the rotating shaft a few seconds later. Quite suddenly, I came good and hard. And I didn't even get to watch the porn video I'd cued up!

I'm not exaggerating. It only took a couple minutes for the Rotating Rabbit to bring on an intense orgasm. I was tempted to keep playing with it, but it was already pretty late and I had to get up early in the morning. So alas, more experimentation would have to wait for another day. I'm already looking forward to seeing how many times I can get off with the Rotating Rabbit before I just can't take it any more or the charge runs out—whichever comes first.

I loved the Paloqueth Rotating Rabbit Vibrator so much I'm giving it a 10 out of 10. If you're looking for a last-minute Christmas gift for the special lady in your life, I highly recommend it! And Paloqueth was generous enough to provide a promotion code for 20% off, which is below.

You can buy Paloqueth's Rotating Rabbit Vibrator on Amazon here:

Promotional Code: L17LUTCC

Paloqueth's Water-Based Personal Lubricant is here:

And you can explore Paloqueth's other great adult products here:

All the best,

Ria ;)
Twitter: @RiaRestrepo